> GARY : I don't think I deserve a zero on this
>test.
> TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can
>give you.

> MOTHER : Why did you get such a low mark on that
>test?
> JUNIOR : Because of absence.
> MOTHER : You mean you were absent on the day of
>the test?
> JUNIOR : No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

> TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what
>would you get?
> SASHA: A new bike

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> TEACHER: How old were you on your last
> birthday?
> STUDENT: Seven.
> TEACHER: How old will you be on your next
> birthday?
> STUDENT: Nine.
> TEACHER: That's impossible.
> STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight
> today.

> TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have
>today that we
>didn't haveten years ago.
> WILLY : Me!

> SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
> BILLY : No, I'm Billy Anderson

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